Earlier this year I decided to learn some French.
Why French?
Because before I die I am determined to go to the Louvre in France.
Where some French would be handy.
Also, I like the way it sounds.
And my Ancestry is mostly European so I figured it'd be kind of neat to learn a language my ancestors could have spoken.
(That is a little bit of a reach, German would be a better one but German looks hard and the Louvre is not in German. So French it is.)
Either way, it's teaching me some questionable words and phrases.
Including but not limited to:
I'm not sure why I would need this. I am married. I assume my husband would be in France with me.
Also, I'm not easy. So there's that.
Yo, thanks Duolingo. Way to bring a girl down.
WHAT THE FUCK IS IT AND WHY THE FUCK IS IT EATING A SPIDER???
Am I in a horror movie?
Uh ok cool....
I liked being a Lion better. Let's go back to that.
THIS, this is what I need to know.
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