Thursday Night: Return of the fail.

Remember that post about how much of a disaster my Wednesday night was?

Tonight wasn't really a whole hell of a lot better.

I got home. We made dinner, got comfortable and ready to watch some TV when my sister texts me, "Hey, are you guys coming to Grandma's or what?"

Sweet mother of God, I forgot we had a family thing. There was going to be pizza and cake at my Grandma's to celebrate my Aunt's 50th birthday.

I forgot.

Not only did I forget my Aunt's birthday party, but I forgot my get out of making dinner card.

Son of a bitch there was free pizza and we had just eaten stupid hot dogs.

WHY??

So I text Alyssa back, "OMG I FORGOT, is everyone still there? Should we come over?"

She thinks this is hilarious, "Yes, we are just about to cut the cake."

So I gather up my husband, put some real pants back on and head out to my grandmas.

Can I be done sucking at life now?